I ‘ve a PSA announcement on behalf of all event planners who have to manage large/small events that require registration.
Do you know why we have registration? It’s not so that you can wait until the very last minute and email me 5 hours after the deadline to say you “forgot” and be all apologetic despite the fact that this form has be LIVE FOR 3 FUCKING MONTHS. Get your shit together.
No, I can’t make an exception for you, BECAUSE guess what?!?! you aren’t the only one who thinks the world fucking revolves around them.
Oh, you wanted a super cheap, discounted tickets. Well you snooze, you loose.
Please don’t act like it’s my fault you missed the deadline. And then try to harass via email and phone. I will get to you, when I get to you.
Now, I’m not saying that I’m always perfect at getting my shit together, but honestly folks, if you see an event that YOU KNOW you have to register for. Do us all a favor and DON”T WAIT TO THE FUCKING LAST MINUTE and then be upset. IT’S YOUR FAULT!
If I could use GIFs to respond to work email/messages/annoying co-workers/all of the above, these would be the top 5.
WHEN PEOPLE WANT TO TELL YOU HOW TO DO YOUR JOB:
WHEN YOU AUTOMATICALLY HIT THE DELETE BUTTON ON AN EMAIL OR VOICEMAIL:
WHEN SOMEONE ASKS YOU, “WHEN DOES THE 9 O’CLOCK BUS LEAVE? AND OTHER RIDICULOUS QUESTIONS:
WHEN THAT PERSON SENDS ANOTHER PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE EMAIL:
ANY DAY THATS A HALF-DAY, VACATION, FRIDAY, OR THERE’S CAKE IN THE STAFF LOUNGE:
This makes me want to learn to roller skate. Damn.