This makes me want to learn to roller skate. Damn.
Choosing red wine as your drink of choice for an in-person fantasy football draft where you have only met one of the 9 other participants before may result in you, during a heated post-draft discussion of how to split the league pot between winners, calling a new acquaintance/competitor a “vapid bleeding heart charicature of communism.”
As I got home from work at 8:30 p.m. only to see some stupid-ass minivan in MY reserved parking spot. I know rationally it’s only a parking spot but when you’ve had a shitty day and you need to unload groceries and a minivan is in your spot, you lose it.
I’ve now become that angry neighbor that leaves passive-aggressive notes on cars parked in my reserved parking spot. Deal with it.
Missing this face already.
Laura, come back and decorate my home and sloth with me. I’ll feed you glorious meals and absurd conversation in return.
Take me back to the land of nod and pork belly. I can’t cope with Monday routines in Chapel Hill.
The Best Characters on TV right now.
10 here, 15 more here.
Photo credits: HBO, NBC, BBC America, FOX, FX, AMC, Netflix, Comedy Central
Well I agree with 9 out of the 25 shows, the rest I will have to add to my watchlist, queue and DVR